Britney Spears Takes Over Bally Fitness
May 23, 2008 Celebrities, Entertainment, Humor, TheBuzz
Britney Spears went to Bally fitness for some good old aerobics, though she didn’t want to work out with the other sweaty members so she used her washed up pop star power to clear the room for herself!
The participants in the regularly scheduled exercise class were really pissed off that they got the boot out of the room. Gym staffers tried to console the sweaty electrolyte crew with free t-shirts and water bottles – some of which literally were thrown back at them. Some even used fowl languages, some used foreign languages… some gasped for air!
Bally’s Chief Marketing Officer John Wildman said he admits that booting regulars for Spears was their fault, someone at the gym double booked the room. (right…) He says “it will never happen again,” and says members were offered access to other programs the gym offered, just not aerobics with fat bussom Britney.
I am a member of this club and I want my money back now, or stop raping my checking account!
