How many Boyfriends does it take to say Jessica Simpson is a loser?

Here she is returning from her little sisters wedding (which we didn’t really care to report on cause she is a lip syncher) but as you can see poor lil old Jessica Simpson is all alone. We lost count of how many boyfriends, butt buddies she has had since Nick, but the notches in the thong are surely growing. Does anyone want to propose to this divorced washed up pop singer that comes from a controlling freak ass family?