John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston were all over each other in London this weekend. Paps can’t get enough of these fools — they’re both bigger in the tabs now than they had been in the past. But seriously is it a match made in heaven or not, survey says… Not!
They can enjoy the sexual escapades all they want but they both know as well as the rest of the world, this won’t last too much longer, even if Jennifer gets breast implants to please John, cause we all know she is smaller in that area than previous John Mayer girlfriends. We wonder does Jennifer ever think about where the vienna sausage has been previously before cooking it in her oven?

Oh well, when your done there with John you can look me up, actually I take that back, your oven may of had some bad meat and I wanna stay healthy!