Will Andy Dick Get Dicked In Jail?
July 16, 2008 Celebrities, Entertainment, Humor, TheBuzz
Wacked out crazy comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, Calif. on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.
Cops busted the 42-year-old Mr. Dick just before 2 AM this morning in the parking lot near a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant.
Dick is still being held, his bail set at $5,000. But were not sure who is holding Dick…
However, Around 1:15 AM this morning cops state they responded to a report of a person peeing in the parking lot outside the wing joint, causing a disturbance.
Once there, they stopped a van and found a Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl’s breasts and pulling her top down. (where is the picture evidence)
When he was searched, cops say they found weed and one Xanax in his front pants pocket. Nothing else of size was located in the genital areas.
So as Dick sits in Jail with other Dick’s, The question is will Andy finally get the dick he deserves. Just hope he doesn’t get some bad meat, or maybe he already has digested some bad meat.an
Comments (1)
Andy dick looks crazy in his mugshot picture, but i guess what the hell you get caught i mean might as well make a good face you know its going everywhere…. pokerface